An IM conversation with Wing

Me: oh, Alan says I can't have MY robe back until he gets one
Me: lol
Wing: hmm...could tackle him and get it of him
Me: he is NAKED under the robe
Me: you can tackle his tackle, I'm not!
Wing: not like you've not seen everything before
Me: Right, I'll tackle him after you strip naked in front of YOUR mother
Wing: er..no
Me: well... there ya go