Saturday, February 27, 2010

Things that annoy me about action shows

1: You do not lead with your weapon. Holding your weapon out ahead of you, especially around corners, will only result in your losing said weapon.

2: When trying to not be noticed, do not slink about, furtively darting looks everywhere. That is the sure way of getting noticed.

3: If you have to sneak yet hurry across a smooth glossy surface, take off those effing hard heeled or high heeled shoes. This way you can move about silently. Carry them if you really don't want to leave them behind, but take them off!

4: You can't outrun the pyroclastic flow of an explosion. Sorry, you're toast! or as Aikidomayland said "VAPE!"

5: You do not stand there waving your weapon around, showing off your prowess and dexterity, in a kill or be killed situation, bouncing from foot to foot waiting for the bad guy to attack. You have the advantage, you take it.

This list is subject to change when I notice other blatantly stupid things.



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