Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Dear Fuqwit Firebug

I would like to thank you for throwing my day into shambles. Not only did the lovely thick smoke you created made my house smell like the inside of a woodstove, but it made doing yardwork (weeding, pruning etc) out of the question.

It has also, by way of making my chest tight and sore, changed my plans of Tai Chi tonight. Just what someone recovering from a flu with a cough needs.. smoke inhalation because of some sexually and socially awkward SOB that thinks lighting fires is a great way to get off.

I would like to have 10 minutes alone with you. Actually, 5 would do.


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