Tuesday, August 2, 2011

The Broom Sanctuary Resort aka Grand Mecure

This isn't a 4 star hotel, not even close. We find out not only is there no cafe, or even room service, there isn't any courtesy transportation or a mini shop for basic necessities. Also the concierge needs to brush up on Time on Target, or distances. She told us the cafe/restaurant was a '5 minute walk' away. Wing and I being game headed out. 20 mins later, we walked back to the hotel.

Her chirpy "You can't miss it!" earned "Well, yes you can miss it, we did." from Wing. She then again gave inaccurate time/distance. (80 meters? In what fewking universe!!?? More like 200 meters. Just wasn't fun for someone who essentially has 6 stab wounds in her abdomen that are at various stages of healing. (did I mention I turned around and walked smack into a door knob that was just the right height about a week ago? No? sorry)

So, we managed to find the place by asking people walking around. Had a nice dinner, got some bread and macadamia slices for breakfast tomorrow.

4 stars? I might give them a three. And that's being kind because the room is clean and tidy.

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